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BRUTAL FART

THRASH UP YOUR ASS.

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Feb 27 '13

chincrank:

A D&D to Real Life Stats Calculator

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eruditechick:

jenjukebox:

blackpooled:

toastheaven:

rogerdelosmuertos:

paratactician:

murderthickets:

wolf-rayet-104:

sqbr:

  STR:3
  INT:17
  WIS:10
  DEX:4
  CON:5
  CHR:16

I love that they actually had an “are you in a wheelchair?” option. I have done many official government/research etc questionnaires that didn’t take that into account.

I think I wouldn’t so much be at the back of the party as back at base, doing recruitment or something.

STR 5
INT 17
WIS 15
DEX 13
CON 5
CHA 17

Everyone on tumblr is a bunch of noodle armed caster classes apparently.

That’s, what, a -3 modifier on CON and STR. How do I even acquire HP with numbers like that? esp. since I probably roll a d4 for HD.

At least I have good charisma rolls!!!

STR:9
INT:17
WIS:11
DEX:3
CON:12
CHR:13

can’t argue with this tbh (DEX 3, wow) (but accurate, I’m dyspraxic, I can’t catch a fucking thing)

STR 11
INT 17
WIS 15
DEX 10
CON 12
CHA 18

STR 9
INT 17
WIS 14
DEX 16
CON 6
CHR 15

  STR:5
  INT:13
  WIS:11
  DEX:7
  CON:6
  CHR:8

Sob I’m going to die.

Your stats are:
  STR:6
  INT:17
  WIS:12
  DEX:6
  CON:9
  CHR:16

what does this mean

STR: 11

INT: 13

WIS: 13

DEX: 11

CON: 11

CHR: 13

…I am evidently well-rounded I guess?

STR: 9

INT: 15

WIS: 13

DEX: 11

CON: 10

CHR: 16

I literally have no goddamn idea what any of these numbers mean. 

STR: 10

INT: 17

WIS: 16

DEX: 10

CON: 11

CHR: 16

It’s pleasing and a little spooky how closely this aligns with my preferred starting stats whenever I roll up a druid.

STR:  13
INT:  17
WIS:  14
DEX:  13
CON:  13
CHR:  15

My build is houseruled.  

  STR:10
  INT:17
  WIS:16
  DEX:13
  CON:11
  CHR:15

  STR:11
  INT:15
  WIS:16
  DEX:12
  CON:10
  CHR:10

Your stats are:
  STR:5
  INT:17
  WIS:10
  DEX:9
  CON:6
  CHR:10

… Dude, I suck! D:

  • STR: 8
  • INT: 15
  • WIS: 14
  • DEX: 9
  • CON: 7
  • CHR: 9

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go learn Melf’s Acid Arrow.

  • Str: 9
  • Int: 17
  • Wis: 12
  • Dex: 8
  • Con: 10
  • Chr: 15

YAE

Your stats are:

  STR:8

  INT:15

  WIS:14

  DEX:9

  CON:6

  CHR:17

(Source: t3hraerae)

3,422 notes (via chincrank & t3hraerae)Tags: I AM A WEAKLING BUT A CHARMING ONE

  1. peixeskind reblogged this from karkatcryingalonewithdeadtrolls
  2. bestofflawlessanna reblogged this from flawlessanna
  3. catling42 reblogged this from nellexicon and added:
    Your stats are: STR:9 INT:16 WIS:14 DEX:9 CON:5 CHR:16 … but I don’t know what that means.
  4. scarfarms reblogged this from upatreee and added:
    STR: 6 INT: 15 WIS: 13 DEX: 8 CON: 8 CHR: 15I am so out of shape and pathetic, but at least there’s a payoff!
  5. sydnietm reblogged this from familiaralien and added:
    STR: 11 INT: 15 WIS: 14 DEX: 15 CON: 11 CHR: 18 awww yeah i can dig it
  6. kaylria reblogged this from seruphim and added:
    Your stats are: STR:9 INT:14 WIS:15 DEX:9 CON:7 CHR:14
  7. sweetpetalkisses reblogged this from poppukon and added:
    Your Stats are: 7 13 13 6 10 11
  8. upatreee reblogged this from mendoukuse and added:
    STR: 5 INT: 13 WIS: 12 DEX: 12 CON: 10 CHR: 12 I guess I’m well rounded, but in DnD that doesn’t count for much…
  9. poppukon reblogged this from mendoukuse and added:
    Your stats are: STR:10 INT:14 WIS:10 DEX:10 CON:11 CHR:12
  10. mendoukuse reblogged this from natorei and added:
    STR:6 INT:13 WIS:12 DEX:7 CON:6 CHR:7 Hhh… There’s a reason Boston ended up like he did….
  11. natorei reblogged this from mcfeegle and added:
    Shush, Brenna, you could play a magic character just fine. STR: 7 INT: 17 WIS: 13 DEX: 11 CON: 9 CHR: 13
  12. mcfeegle reblogged this from seruphim and added:
    STR: 6 INT: 15 WIS:...in your party, frankly.
  13. seruphim reblogged this from scarweize and added:
    Your stats are: STR:6 INT:13 WIS:14 DEX:10 CON:8 CHR:11
  14. scarweize reblogged this from scaryliberal and added:
    Totes need to try this when I‘m not at work.
  15. scaryliberal reblogged this from nellexicon and added:
    STR:7 INT:17 WIS:14 DEX:8 CON:6 CHR:10 This is so incredibly unacceptable… At least my intelligence is high.
  16. nellexicon reblogged this from imperialmog and added:
    Your stats are: STR:10 INT:17 WIS:13 DEX:12 CON:10 CHR:17 Yep, I’m awesome.
  17. imperialmog reblogged this from familiaralien and added:
    Your stats are: STR:11 INT:17 WIS:15 DEX:8 CON:11 CHR:11 Surprisingly quite good
  18. coherentgravy reblogged this from bannanachan and added:
    STR:11 17 14 14 13 14 I really like that this is a thing. Let’s see I’m Neutral Good, and with these stats I could be...
  19. snozzberriesandcream reblogged this from familiaralien and added:
    Your stats are: STR:8 INT:17 WIS:16 DEX:7 CON:10 CHR:13 My stats sort of make sense. Strength has always been kinda...
  20. ljmaystrader reblogged this from familiaralien
  21. familiaralien reblogged this from inkyfoxtails and added:
    Your stats are: STR:5 INT:12 WIS:11 DEX:5 CON:8 CHR:10 my stats are kinda sad xP though a lot of questions it asked are...
  22. zombie-fishfish reblogged this from dastardlyjap and added:
    STR: 10 16 14 9 9 17
  23. inkyfoxtails reblogged this from noctis-aeterna and added:
    Your stats are: STR:4 INT:13  WIS:12 DEX:9 CON:7 CHR:10 I don’t know how my intelligence and wisdom are highest, I’m a...
  24. mediaoverloadshow reblogged this from spacemousey and added:
    STR:8 INT:13 WIS:13 DEX:11 CON:11 CHR:11 Guess I’m a shitty wizard? I’m basically Rincewind.
  25. athenagirl1990 reblogged this from bannanachan and added:
    STR:8 INT:15 WIS:14 DEX:11 CON:14 CHR:16 Honestly, I expected a little less out of my strength score, so I’m pleased...
  26. bannanachan reblogged this from aegisaglow and added:
    Lawful good (last time I checked) and… STR:6 INT:13 WIS:15 DEX:5 CON:7 CHR:15 … someone wanna help me survive?
  27. ichorheart reblogged this from nulldriver and added:
    Sure, I’ll bite. STR:7 INT:13 WIS:15 DEX:11 CON:8 CHR:8 Yeah, I more or less expected this.
  28. nulldriver reblogged this from noctis-aeterna and added:
    I think I improved over the last few months in some ways. 9 13 8 9 6 10 Though my CON is always going to be awful,...
  29. dirty-mind-free-spirit reblogged this from megalovriska and added:
    STR:9 INT:12 WIS:14  DEX:10  CON:13  CHR:14
  30. violetheron reblogged this from noctis-aeterna and added:
    STR: 8 13 15 10 9 10 Well, that’s a lot better than I thought I’d get. Does this make me a sorcerer? :v
  31. savingcivilizations reblogged this from sherlockismyholmes and added:
    Str: 6 Int: 17 Wis: 11 Dex: 9 Con: 8 Cha: 14
  32. z4e89gt3 reblogged this from noctis-aeterna and added:
    STR:8 INT:13 WIS:10 DEX:11 CON:13 CHR:11  What does this mean,
  33. noctis-aeterna reblogged this from cappn and added:
    Your stats are: STR:4 INT:17 WIS:13 DEX:5 CON:7 CHR:5 Ahahaha, stereotypical squishy mage gooooo!
  34. cappn reblogged this from spacemousey and added:
    Aw yeah! ~ 11 17 13 DEX: 11 9 17
  35. dastardlyjap reblogged this from spacemousey and added:
    STR:13 INT:17 WIS:13 DEX:12 CON:10 CHR:14 I sure am awesome.
  36. theorderoftherederisim reblogged this from gaughn and added:
    STR: 4 13 13 7 4 13 So, I’m either a wizard or sorcerer
  37. fandemonic reblogged this from cthulove and added:
    SRT: 8, 14, 12, 12, 8, 15….