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IF YOU LIKE PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA SO MUCH WHY DON’T YOU MARRY IT?? OR SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS
THANK YOU FOR BREAKING THE CHAIN OF PEOPLE THAT THINK THAT PINEAPPLE IS AN ACCEPTABLE PIZZA TOPPING
it is AWFUL
- When was the last time you wore a dress?
- How many hours a day do you spend on the computer?
- Least favorite fandom to see on your dash?
- What sort of weird human trick can you do (curl your tongue, double-jointed, etc)
- Do you have any roommates? What are they like?
- Best and worst pizza toppings?
- What is the most amazing (terrible/hilarious/excellent) pickup line you’ve ever heard?
- Can you play an instrument?
- Food that you hate that everyone else loves?
- Tell me about your favorite and/or dream pet.
1. When was the last time you wore a dress?
Not sure, just because they’re a pretty normal part of my outfit rotation. Look! It’s a picture of me in a dress from my large collection of bored-at-work-selfies
2. How many hours a day do you spend on the computer?
Hahahah ha hahaha ha ha ha
3. Least favorite fandom to see on your dash?
Uhh, Homestuck is the only one I actually have tumblr saviored, but the more I see the fucking Avengers the more annoyed I get, if only for the (nearly) all-dude nature of it. I’m also generally annoyed by what seem to me to be completely unfounded ships. For me that’s like…Mycroft/Lestrade. Also Frozen. I am so sick of Frozen.
4. What sort of weird human trick can you do (curl your tongue, double-jointed, etc)
I have very talented eyebrows. One raised, other raised, wormy wiggle; I can do it allllll
5. Do you have any roommates? What are they like?
Not at the moment, but at the end of the month I have to move out of my perfect adorable tiny little apartment so that the handyman can move in. I’m going to be back at my parent’s, and I’m not bitter AT ALL.
6. Best and worst pizza toppings?
best: fancy cheese, (not canned) mushrooms, roasted tomatoes, fresh spinach, pesto. Alternatively, barbecue chicken pizza (sans green peppers)
worst: green peppers, pineapple, anchovies.
7. What is the most amazing (terrible/hilarious/excellent) pickup line you’ve ever heard?
Are you a Big Mac? ‘Cause I wanna use both hands
[insert eyebrow wiggle gif]
8. Can you play an instrument?
9. Food that you hate that everyone else loves?
I think it’s pretty common, actually, but BANANAS and APPLESAUCE. I fucking loathe bananas, and I fucking loathe applesauce.
10. Tell me about your favorite and/or dream pet.
I would like to be in a place where I have access to all manner of adorable animals but I don’t have any real responsibility for them. But in magical money is not a problem and dying is not a problem and animals don’t poop land, I want the tiniest minpin to ever be tiny. THE TINIEST. Also a dragon I can ride to work.
What stands on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three at night?
- A human. You crawl on your hands and feet as a baby (4 legs), walk on two feet
- What the heck
mail them to me problem solved