“It’s sort of like showing up to Thanksgiving having said you’d bring green bean casserole, except you brought a single green bean on a paper plate. Even though this will obviously not feed any of the other guests and barely counts as a green bean casserole, you sneer at those who are protesting, telling them that they never specified what a green bean casserole is and besides that, they’re being whiny babies. You wave the single limp green bean in the air and tell them that it’s obvious they’ll never be happy, that they’re complaining for the sake of complaining and that it’s no wonder they don’t get to eat quality green bean casserole because nobody wants to share green bean casserole with such an aggressive and unfriendly group. In other words, making a character bisexual only to immediately write them out of the show makes me feel like shoving a green bean up someone’s nose.”—Autostraddle writer Kate on why she has stopped writing recaps of ‘Once Upon a Time’ for the site (via strongbabydragon)
If you’re anything like me, you simply CANNOT WAIT for Season Two of Orange is the New Blackto drop right into your lap and change your life forever and inspire you to spend a series of perfectly lovely midsummer evenings watching every episode over and over again until you can basically perform the entire series for your cat. This new trailer is chock-full of new characters, new drama, new sex, new drugs, new shit hitting the fan.
There have been some inquiries as to where the Once Upon A Time recaps have gone. This post is meant to answer those inquiries and address something that I believe is of grave concern to our community, a terrible disease lurking in the bones of many a piece of media. Yes, my dear friends, I speak of queerbaiting.
How do you feel about feminists that make poorly veiled misandrist statements under the guise of feminism, which is as the dictionary defines is the advocacy of the belief that men and women should equal rights?
Better:How do I feel about coming to an AI to seek this validation of false opinion and misunderstanding, it is bad.
you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months
right now i’m working on a project wherein my male sim is killing all the men in his town, impregnating all the women, and buying out all the businesses and real estate. soon he will be the head of a powerful dynasty controlling sunset valley. soon.
tonight I’m going to a seder and then straight to an electro/industrial concert
i have absolutely NO IDEA how to dress for this
seder was super fucking cool and i ate so many matzo balls
wound up going to said concert with my ex-fwb and his new girlfriend but i had super great lipstick so i was awkward proof, also part of the ceiling collapsed during the show and it was amazing, also goth girls kept touching my haiiiiiir whyyyyy
i put these things on tumblr so i can look back in five or six years and wonder what the fuck was even going on
"average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Sad music was making me sad and happy music was making me sad, so now I’m just listening to JD Samson and MEN because it’s just enough nostalgia (someone loves this band besides me), combined with relentlessly political (and queer and on point) lyrics and such danceability!
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yesssss but I’d make you a flower wreath and throw actual flower petals and, like, gold leaf as confetti if you maim matt next MAN I just CAN’T STAND that dude STILL just thinking about hime makes me ANGRY
it’s gonna be like scott pilgrim but better because i fight all the assholes myself
For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.