How many hours a day do you spend on the computer?
Least favorite fandom to see on your dash?
What sort of weird human trick can you do (curl your tongue, double-jointed, etc)
Do you have any roommates? What are they like?
Best and worst pizza toppings?
What is the most amazing (terrible/hilarious/excellent) pickup line you’ve ever heard?
Can you play an instrument?
Food that you hate that everyone else loves?
Tell me about your favorite and/or dream pet.
1. When was the last time you wore a dress?
Not sure, just because they’re a pretty normal part of my outfit rotation. Look! It’s a picture of me in a dress from my large collection of bored-at-work-selfies
2. How many hours a day do you spend on the computer?
Hahahah ha hahaha ha ha ha
3. Least favorite fandom to see on your dash?
Uhh, Homestuck is the only one I actually have tumblr saviored, but the more I see the fucking Avengers the more annoyed I get, if only for the (nearly) all-dude nature of it. I’m also generally annoyed by what seem to me to be completely unfounded ships. For me that’s like…Mycroft/Lestrade. Also Frozen. I am so sick of Frozen.
4. What sort of weird human trick can you do (curl your tongue, double-jointed, etc)
I have very talented eyebrows. One raised, other raised, wormy wiggle; I can do it allllll
5. Do you have any roommates? What are they like?
Not at the moment, but at the end of the month I have to move out of my perfect adorable tiny little apartment so that the handyman can move in. I’m going to be back at my parent’s, and I’m not bitter AT ALL.
7. What is the most amazing (terrible/hilarious/excellent) pickup line you’ve ever heard?
Are you a Big Mac? ‘Cause I wanna use both hands
[insert eyebrow wiggle gif]
8. Can you play an instrument?
9. Food that you hate that everyone else loves?
I think it’s pretty common, actually, but BANANAS and APPLESAUCE. I fucking loathe bananas, and I fucking loathe applesauce.
10. Tell me about your favorite and/or dream pet.
I would like to be in a place where I have access to all manner of adorable animals but I don’t have any real responsibility for them. But in magical money is not a problem and dying is not a problem and animals don’t poop land, I want the tiniest minpin to ever be tiny. THE TINIEST. Also a dragon I can ride to work.
I like dragons. Dragons are mythical reptilian creatures and, oddly, present in the mythology of many different cultures around the world. Common characteristics include flying and breathing fire, and they are often associated with great intelligence or wisdom.
Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?
I think you just came up with the only possible reply.
The fact that I end every sentence with ‘idk’ is a really good reflection of my self esteem
"A very specific way some young women express a sense of incompetence is by claiming ignorance, not about something specific, but in general, by uttering the words, “I don’t know.” The phrase “I don’t know” may be used as a means of filling space, changing the subject, weakening an otherwise clear statement, or contradicting a specific claim of knowledge. Some discourse theorists have claimed that “I don’t know”, used in these ways, serves a politeness or social leveling function. By liberally peppering speech with these non-conventional uses of the phrase, a speaker mitigates against the possibility that she might seem arrogant, and she can hedge statements of fact so as not to appear positional or argumentative." —The Fabric of Internalized Sexism, Journal of Integrated Social Sciences (2009)