May 2013
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this post makes me extremely uncomfortable.
am i too late for this
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I don’t get the ants that are invading my apartment.
They’re all like, no, we’re not going to go where you actually eat things and where there’s food, like the table or the kitchen! That would be ridiculous. No, no, no! Instead of that, we’re definitely going to hang out in your art drawers, and the bathroom, and in your bed. That totally makes sense.
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I finally got missing e! woooo
April 2013
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cuddlemnstr:
pausebro:
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dudewheresmakara:
draconicjanus:
dudewheresmakara:
people hating on ke$ha more like
stop
she’s a parody artist omfg
how do people not see that
wait really?
her songs revolve around partying, booze and objectifying men
but she has an IQ of over 160
she took classes on the Cold War at a college for fun in high school
she’s a feminist...
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Watchcliterallysame:
I want this to be on everyones blog
“You’ve never thrown up through your nose? Well, good for you, then.”
– Adam
beardsmelting asked: WHAT IS THE PLANT THAT LIVES OUTSIDE YOUR CALIFORNIA HOUSE THAT SMELLS LIKE MAGIC AND DREAMS, I WANT TO SMELL LIKE THAT PLANT, HELP ME MAKE IT HAPPEN
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One day Hotdog Princess and I will be friends and I will be super glad.
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Watchrectumofglory:
claudemakeitrains:
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1997kids:
brilliant
IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT
reblogging again because perfection
NEVER GETS OLD
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Reblog this if you're older than Google.
come-come-cardinal:
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grrrbarrowman:
skarosoul:
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
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I GOT NEW GLASSES
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http://nursingclio.org/2013/04/02/same-sex-marriage... →
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http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/ →
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Watchdietchola:
FUCK
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This is the most unique one I've seen, please yes.
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
6) Do you have any strange phobias?
7) What's your religion?
8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
10) What was the last lie you told?
11) Do you believe in karma?
12) What does your URL mean?
13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
14) Who is your celebrity crush?
15) How do you vent your anger?
16) Do you have a collection of anything?
17) Are you happy with the person you've become?
18) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
19) What's your biggest "what if"?
20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
22) Smell the air. What do you smell?
23) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?
25) To you, what is the meaning of life?
26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
27) What was the last movie you saw?
28) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
29) Do you have any obsessions right now?
30) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
32) What is your astrological sign?
33) What's the last thing you purchased?
34) Love or lust?
35) In a relationship?
36) How many relationships have you had?
37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
38) Where is your best friend?
39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
43) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
45) How can I win your heart?
46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "heart."
50) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
51) What is your current desktop picture?
52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
53) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
59) Ever been on a plane?
60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities.
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Watchjust-a-skinny-boy:
I can’t decide what’s funnier, the dog, or the guy that’s dying of laughter in the background
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March 2013
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